So this broad's hammered off her ass, she's losing her belongings and she doesn't know where she is. But as long as she's dancing, everything will be okay? I'm sorry, but the outright irresponsibility of the song is KILLING ME. And yes, I know it's just a song, but the fact that Gaga's singing what she's singing just really bugs me. It makes me wonder if I'm becoming a prude or something.
And you know those rumors about Gaga being a hermaphrodite? Well, the more I hear this song on the radio (unless I'm changing the station when it comes on), the more I started thinking about those rumors. So, I rewrote the lyrics to this song.