When I was in college in 1996, the first car I ever bought was a 1988 red Plymouth Horizon. This began my love affair with hatchbacks. I loved that car until I killed it in 2001.
A few days ago when I was on that mad tear looking for my diploma, I came across something I had written several years ago. There had been a NASCAR commercial with Richard Petty, where he was talking about Mustangs and how no one ever writes about their hatchback. Challenge accepted!
Okay, so it's not completely original, since it's meant to be sung to the tune of "Little Red Corvette" by Prince, but I'm not a song writer. And just so you know, my car wasn't the POS that I made it sound like below. And the car lot was not nearly as shady. My mom has bought other cars from them since.