Tuesday, June 23, 2015

A Star Wars Song Parody

So, the other day, I'm driving in my car and "1985" by Bowling For Soup came on. And while I'm listening to it, the lyrics started rewriting themselves in my head, Star Wars-style, because let's be honest...I'm a nerd and this shit's never too far from my thoughts.



Woohoo
Woohoo

Leia just hit the wall.
She always had it all:
One droid a day,
Daddy’s an Organa.
Her dreams were Force unseen,
When she turned nineteen.
Looking for just one man
What happened to her plan?

She was gonna be a rebel.
She was gonna be a Queen.
She was gonna shake her blaster
And keep her white dress clean.
Vader’s Death Star is now the enemy
Looks at her privileged life
And nothing will be alright.

Since the Clone Wars, the Rebellion,
Way before Alderaan,
There was Yoda and the Empire
And music in the Cantina.
Her two droids on the Tantive
They’re all taken captive
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1977.

Woohoo

(1977)

Woohoo

She's seen all the classics,
She knows every line:
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi,
You're my only hope.
She rocked to Figrin D’an!
Not a big Max Rebo fan.
Thought she'd get a hand
From ole'Lando Calrissian.

Wears the bikini and chain made of metal.
And what’s the deal with Mon Mothma?
When did rebellion become a movie?
What ever happened to Life Day, bun heads?

(In space was)

The Clone Wars, the Rebellion,
Way before Alderaan,
There was Yoda and the Empire
And music in the Cantina.
Her two droids on the Tantive
They’re all taken captive
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1977.

Woohoo

She hated Solo, make him stop.
When did he stop being such a scoundrel?
And when did Chewie become a hero?
Please make this
Stop! Stop! Stop!
And bring back

The Clone Wars, the Rebellion,
Way before Alderaan,
There was Yoda and the Empire
And music in the Cantina.
Her two droids on the Tantive
They’re all taken captive
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 1977.

The Clone Wars, the Rebellion,
Way before Alderaan,
There was Yoda and the Empire
And music in the Cantina.
Her two droids on the Tantive
They’re all taken captive
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1977.



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